As many political pundits have already remarked, our current political system has never been as strained as it is today. From what I have gleaned from listening to responsible voices from both sides of the aisle: Vote for the Republican for President and you’ll destroy democracy. Vote for the Democrat for President and you will also destroy democracy.
It can be a little confusing.
RA wants to carve out a new path with our weekly Sunday night show, IMPROV CAUCUS.
IMPROV CAUCUS dares to suggest that our next President doesn’t need to be another old white man. In fact, it doesn’t need to be a man. Or even have a body. I say to you, our next President can and should be nothing less and nothing more than an improv comedy scene!
I’m sure you have lots of questions. Let’s deal with those later.
For now, let's take a look at the improv scene currently leading in all the polls. Dubbed simply RELATIONSHIP THERAPY, this scene tackles important pocketbook issues facing working families, the mental health crisis sweeping our nation and appropriate behavior when in public.
The scene was improvised by Gordon, Masha and Janty. It boasts 22 delegates it secured in last week’s caucus.
Please review this scene carefully and consider supporting it for President. Or if you can’t support this scene, then please make your way out to the next IMPROV CAUCUS to find the scene that best represents your interests.
Enjoy:
RELATIONSHIP THERAPY
HUSBAND
I’m glad we could go out and watch a movie together.
WIFE
Look at this happy couple in this romantic movie. No everything is getting worse, okay this therapist is crap. You need to find a new therapist right away.
HUSBAND
New therapist? No, I…
MOVIEGOER
Excuse me, could you not do this here? This is a movie theater. Your behavior is highly inappropriate.
WIFE
Oh my gosh, just turn around. Pay attention to the movie.
HUSBAND
I’ll try to keep my voice down.
WIFE
I’m angry!
HUSBAND
But you wanted me to go to therapy. Look at how happy I am.
WIFE
You made some kind of a deal wit tis therapist. Every day you get worse. I think she is just telling you what you want to ear. I think you’re sleeping with her!
MOVIEGOER
I, excuse me, I am so sorry, I know this is none of my business, so sorry, but I you’re sharing it okay, so I need you to be quiet. I am very interested in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s comeback in this movie.
HUSBAND
Okay, sorry, sorry, we just need to keep our voices down a little bit.
WIFE
I have been trying to start this conversation for a month, I am not stopping until it is over.
HUSBAND
Okay she has unconventional therapy techniques. We have a few drinks before every session to loosen things up.
WIFE
Are you kidding me? I have been asking you to take me to drinks for over a year. You said alcohol makes you feel sick!
HUSBAND
Cause I have done 4 or 5 cocktails every therapy session, I can’t do more than that in a day.
WIFE
You’re drinking with your therapist every night?
HUSBAND
Yes.
WIFE
This is ridiculous. I am the main breadwinner and you’re spending it all on drinks with your therapist!
HUSBAND
Don’t you want me to be happy?
BLACKOUT
Now I know what you’re thinking and yes, I am accepting donations for RELATIONSHIP THERAPY’S campaign. Or if you were thinking you would like to see this scene live before deciding whether to support it or not, great! Gordon, Masha and Janty will be performing it at this Sunday’s
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