NASA:  National Astronaut, Space Astronaut

Discovered by Howard Hendrix Powell and Jonathan Branch on 9/22/21 during the first performance of WAZZIT?


Arrogant Admin Specialist Howard works in the NASA gift shop and expects the red carpet when appearing at public school career days. It is discovered that NASA stands for National Astronaut Space Astronaut and that this acronym was determined via a complicated bureaucratic voting process.

On 10/6/21, Michael Gerlach establishes that Tang was first brought into outer space and promoted by the National Astronaut organization. 


Howard Hendrix Powell establishes that psychic powers wax and wane with the moon on 10/6/21.